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 Snow in Galveston

 

A Texas widow must say goodbye to the only home she has ever known.

 

2f. 22 minutes.

 

One Lonely Mute Protagonist

 

A thief on the lam is visited by junkies, prostitutes, and clowns as bounty hunters watch him from a nearby rooftop.

 

5m, 5 f. 12 minutes.

 

        The Don of Smyrna

 

A musical. When Don Prego’s daughter shames him by becoming pregnant out of wedlock, he moves the family from Italy to Georgia, where they just don’t fit in quite right.

 

3m, 4f. 13 minutes.

 

The TiVo Tribe

A lonely cab driver in Valdez, Alaska unwittingly picks up two stray cavemen on the side of the highway, and introduces them to the wonders of microwave ovens, Ford Excursions, and TiVo.

2m, 1f. 45 minutes.

Boysenberry Pie 

A single men’s support group meets in a church basement to eat, bond, and talk about women.

7m. 30 minutes.

Cherry Pie

A group of women get together for a Moonlight Candle Company party, which is really an excuse to drink, bond, and talk about men.

1m, 6f. 25 minutes.

Just Like Julia

A Seattle man’s mother sets him up with an Internet dating service. And just when he seems to have met the perfect girl, he discovers a disturbing aspect of her personality he’s not sure he can live with.

1m, 3-5f. 45 minutes.

Soapstone Road

An Alaskan serial killer is haunted by the ghosts of his victims.

2m, 4f. 30 minutes.

A Cross to Bear

A modern-day Christ-figure, Josh, gets the calling on his 18th birthday to set out to change the world, and tries to convince his battered, alcoholic mother to join him.

1m, 1f. 10 minutes.

Ancient Chinese Secret

A traditional Greek chorus narrates this modern tale of a young couple in marriage counseling.

3m, 4f. 10 minutes.

Green Legs and Spam

A married couple is sentenced to the brutal American prison system for starting an annoying chain e-mail.

2m, 3f. 14 minutes.

        A Fabulous Coat

A play about respect, recognition and human interaction, which features several monologues and one scene between a cab driver and a woman in a fabulous coat.

1m, 1f. 20 minutes. 

     Asparagus

A homeless man is paid an unexpected visit by a young gangster girl in a panic.

1m, 1f. (Plus 2 Cops) 20 minutes.

Charity Ball

An out of work disc jockey turns to pimping her best friend to make ends meet.

1m, 2f. 30 minutes.

Symbiosis

A philandering bartender is confronted with the ghost of his beloved dead cat, who tries to convince him to change his cheating ways.

2m, 1f. 20 minutes.

Skid Marks

A young woman has some unusual reasons for wanting to call off her wedding, including the condition of her fiancé’s underpants.

1m, 1f. 10 minutes.